Dessert

Brownies

Small batch brownies. One dirty bowl, one 8x4" loaf pan of brownies, ready in 30 minutes.

Ingredients Step
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Line an 8x4" loaf pan with a parchment sling, creasing the top edges so they hang outside the pan (and are less likely to fall in in the oven). Lightly grease the parchment and pan.
5 T. butter Microwave to melt, using a large bowl.
150 g. (¾ c.) sugar Whisk in.
1 egg
1 t. vanilla
Whisk in, until shiny and emulsified.
32 g. (6 T.) cocoa powder Whisk in, until well combined.
45 g. (6 T.) flour
¼ t. salt
1/16 t. (pinch) baking powder
Whisk in, until just combined.
57 g. (⅓ c.) chocolate chips Stir in.
Transfer batter to the prepared pan. Spread it flat and evenly to the edges.
Bake ~30 minutes, until a toothpick comes out clean (205 degrees).
Let cool completely in the pan. Then lift them out using the parchment sling to cut them.

Source: David Turner (KAF)

Almond Butter Macaroons

Almond butter macaroons -- gluten-free sugar bombs. Best dipped in melted chocolate after they cool. (Yes, sweetened coconut is the best choice here.)

They freeze really well.

Yield: ~50 cookies

Ingredients Step
Preheat the oven to 300 degrees on convection (or 325 in a normal oven -- but convection keeps lets these cookies stay taller and rounder). Line 4 large baking sheets with silicon mats.
14 oz. package of sweetened shredded coconut
35 g. (⅓ c.) almond flour
Pulse together in a food processor until combined.
128 g. (½ c.) almond butter Pulse together until almond is evenly distributed and coconut is finely chopped. (If the almond butter is dry, it will want to stick to itself more than the coconut; keep an eye out for clumps.)
4 large egg whites
100 g. (½ c.) sugar
1 t. vanilla
Beat together until soft peaks form, likely over many minutes. It should look like thinner marshmallow fluff and softly hold its shape when you move it around.
Stir together the egg white mixture and the coconut mixture.
Scoop onto baking sheets by tablespoonfuls, leaving space between them. They spread and grow slightly, but not too much. Without crowding, 3 rows of three and 3 rows of two will fit on my sheets.
Bake until lightly golden brown around the edges, around 20 minutes.
Cool 8 minutes on baking sheet, then remove to a wire rack. You may need to slide the cookies sideways to not lose their middles.
4 oz. chocolate chips (optional)
sea salt (optional)
After the cookies are cool: Melt the chocolate, then drizzle on and/or dip the bottoms of cookies. Sprinkle sea salt on top.

Source: Sally McKenney

Puppy Chow

A Midwest classic -- alongside pink stuff, but inherently vegan. It's fridge candy.

The peanut butter should be creamy and homogenized, not able to separate into oil and solids. I'm liking No Sugar Added Jif.

Ingredients Step
130 g. (½ c.) peanut butter
185 g (1 c.) chocolate chips
Place in large microwave-safe bowl. Microwave by 30 seconds, stirring, until thoroughly blended.
6 c. Rice Chex or Crispix In an extremely large bowl with a lid, layer half the Chex, half the peanut butter chocolate, half the Chex, then half the peanut butter chocolate. Stir to combine, until chocolate covers all the cereal. It will look "too wet" and that's fine.
Let rest at room temperature for 15 minutes, until the mixture is around room temperature. Set a timer.
1 c. powdered sugar Dump on top. Seal lid. Shake to coat. (Alternatively, measure sugar into a 2 gallon plastic bag, dump cereal in, seal, and shake.)
additional powdered sugar Add more sugar until the chocolate is covered, possibly chilling more first to reduce amount of powdered sugar needed.

Source: lost to history

Light-Spice Cut-out Cookies

My favorite cut-out dough, which I first made with the nieblings when they were small. It behaves well and makes a Biscoff-like cookie.

Ingredients Step
2 sticks (16 T.) butter
160 g (¾ c.) brown sugar
100 g (½ c.) white sugar
1½ t. baking powder
1½ t. cinnamon
1½ t. ginger
½ t. cloves
¾ t. salt
Beat together until light and fluffy, scraping down as needed.
1 egg
40 g (2 T.) molasses
Add. Beat well.
360 g (3 c.) flour Measure into a large bowl.
Mix about half the flour into the butter mixture.
remaining flour mixture
21 g (3 T.) cornstarch
Stir together, then add to butter mixture and mix.
Divide the dough in half. Form balls then disks. Smooth the edges by rolling on a work surface. Wrap in plastic, then refrigerate at least 1 hour.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Flour your work surface. Remove one dough disk from fridge. Start to roll it out (if it tears, let it warm up a bit more). Roll as thick as you like (maybe ⅛-¼"), then cut cookies out and place on ungreased baking sheets.
Bake until slightly brown around the edges / until firm, around 10-12 minutes.
Let cookies cool on baking sheet for several minutes until set, then transfer to a rack to cool completely.

Source: PJ Hamel at King Arthur Baking

Pie Crust

I have two primary pie crusts.

Miyoko's butter succeeds in these recipes, though its melting point is lower than cow butter, so I tend to return it to the fridge more often to try to retain the layers of fat that produce the flakiness.

Room temperature coconut oil (solid) also succeeds, though the coconut flavor may persist if the coconut oil is odiferous.

Flaky Pie Crust

Makes two flaky crusts. This is Sarah's favorite style crust, though not really mine (not that I like cooked pie crust much anyway -- raw pie crust, on the other hand, is a delicious calorie bomb). This dough is quite easy to assemble as pastry goes, and it is easy to work.

Ingredients Step
225 g low-protein flour (mixture of cake and/or AP)
1 T. sugar
½ t. (4 g) salt
Stir together.
8 oz. (1 c. / 2 sticks) unsalted butter, cold Cube, stir to cover each cube in flour, and then smash each cube briefly with fingers or a fork. Alternatively, loosely cut in. (Don't use fingers with Miyoko's butter.)
½ c. cold water, with ice cubes Toss together with dry ingredients. Knead a few times against bowl until it comes together.
Turn dough out onto floured surface. Roll it out to a 10x14"-ish rectangle, flipping the dough repeatedly to check that it isn't sticking. Be generous with flour so it doesn't stick; it won't hurt anything.
Fold edges toward middle, then use the middle gap as the spine of a book and fold again to make a long skinny hot dog rectangle. Fold the dough in half hamburger-style to make a thicker, squatter rectangle. (The folding can be rough and imperfect. We're just creating layers of fat separated by layers of flour.)
Cut the squat rectangle in half, making two squares. Dust the cut edges with flour if needed.
Return both halves to fridge so the butter can set up again. (You can skip this step if it's still quite cold.)
To make a bottom crust: Roll out one half into a circle. Place it on the pie dish. Use scissors to trim all but 1½" around the edge. Wrap in plastic wrap and return to fridge to set up for at least 2 hours before baking.
parchment paper To make a top crust: Roll out one half into a circle. Use scissors to trim all but 1½" around the edge. Prepare a piece of parchment paper on a cutting board, then place crust on the parchment (using a parchment layer stops the dough from picking up flavors). Wrap in plastic wrap and return to fridge to set up for at least 2 hours before baking.
When assembling, turn the top edge under the bottom edge. Press edges together with the tines of a fork or by using fingers to scallop.

Source: Serious Eats (but I learned about this technique originally from the Chicago Tribune, which currently has an aggressive paywall)

Grandma's Pie Crust

My grandma's pie crust is less flaky and harder to work... but delicious and traditional. This recipe yields 2 crusts.

Ingredients Step
2½ c. flour
¾ t. salt
Combine in bowl.
¾ c. (1½ sticks / 12 T.) butter Cut in until coarse crumbs form.
5 T. water with ice in it Sprinkle water gradually over surface, tossing with fork. Then press dough together firmly to form ball. Repeat adding a bit of water until it forms a coherent ball.
Separate the dough into two parts by slicing with a butter knife. Form each part into a ball, then roll out each ball into a 9-inch round that is as thick as you prefer (it won't thicken as it bakes). The raw crust will tend to tear, which you may want to repair by taking excess dough and laying it on top of the cracks, possibly with a wee bit of water as glue, then rolling further. Lay each crust into a pie plate.
Trim the long edges of the pie crust so you have about an inch overhang all around using clean scissors or a sharp knife. Lift and roll the raw edge under the rim so the now the crust is only half an inch wide. If desired, lightly press the tines of a fork into the crust across the half-inch lip to create a pretty scalloped effect.

Source: my great grandma