Dessert

Puppy Chow

A Midwest classic -- alongside pink stuff, but inherently vegan. It's fridge candy.

The peanut butter should be creamy and homogenized, not able to separate into oil and solids. I'm liking No Sugar Added Jif.

Ingredients Step
130 g. (½ c.) peanut butter
185 g (1 c.) chocolate chips
Place in large microwave-safe bowl. Microwave by 30 seconds, stirring, until thoroughly blended.
6 c. Rice Chex or Crispix In an extremely large bowl with a lid, layer half the Chex, half the peanut butter chocolate, half the Chex, then half the peanut butter chocolate. Stir to combine, until chocolate covers all the cereal. It will look "too wet" and that's fine.
Let rest at room temperature for 15 minutes, until the mixture is around room temperature. Set a timer.
1 c. powdered sugar Dump on top. Seal lid. Shake to coat. (Alternatively, measure sugar into a 2 gallon plastic bag, dump cereal in, seal, and shake.)
additional powdered sugar Add more sugar until the chocolate is covered, possibly chilling more first to reduce amount of powdered sugar needed.

Source: lost to history

Light-Spice Cut-out Cookies

My favorite cut-out dough, which I first made with the nieblings when they were small. It behaves well and makes a Biscoff-like cookie.

Ingredients Step
2 sticks (16 T.) butter
160 g (¾ c.) brown sugar
100 g (½ c.) white sugar
1½ t. baking powder
1½ t. cinnamon
1½ t. ginger
½ t. cloves
¾ t. salt
Beat together until light and fluffy, scraping down as needed.
1 egg
40 g (2 T.) molasses
Add. Beat well.
360 g (3 c.) flour Measure into a large bowl.
Mix about half the flour into the butter mixture.
remaining flour mixture
21 g (3 T.) cornstarch
Stir together, then add to butter mixture and mix.
Divide the dough in half. Form balls then disks. Smooth the edges by rolling on a work surface. Wrap in plastic, then refrigerate at least 1 hour.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Flour your work surface. Remove one dough disk from fridge. Start to roll it out (if it tears, let it warm up a bit more). Roll as thick as you like (maybe ⅛-¼"), then cut cookies out and place on ungreased baking sheets.
Bake until slightly brown around the edges / until firm, around 10-12 minutes.
Let cookies cool on baking sheet for several minutes until set, then transfer to a rack to cool completely.

Source: PJ Hamel at King Arthur Baking

Pie Crust

I have two primary pie crusts.

Miyoko's butter succeeds in these recipes, though its melting point is lower than cow butter, so I tend to return it to the fridge more often to try to retain the layers of fat that produce the flakiness.

Room temperature coconut oil (solid) also succeeds, though the coconut flavor may persist if the coconut oil is odiferous.

Flaky Pie Crust

Makes two flaky crusts. This is Sarah's favorite style crust, though not really mine (not that I like cooked pie crust much anyway -- raw pie crust, on the other hand, is a delicious calorie bomb). This dough is quite easy to assemble as pastry goes, and it is easy to work.

Ingredients Step
225 g low-protein flour (mixture of cake and/or AP)
1 T. sugar
½ t. (4 g) salt
Stir together.
8 oz. (1 c. / 2 sticks) unsalted butter, cold Cube, stir to cover each cube in flour, and then smash each cube briefly with fingers or a fork. Alternatively, loosely cut in. (Don't use fingers with Miyoko's butter.)
½ c. cold water, with ice cubes Toss together with dry ingredients. Knead a few times against bowl until it comes together.
Turn dough out onto floured surface. Roll it out to a 10x14"-ish rectangle, flipping the dough repeatedly to check that it isn't sticking. Be generous with flour so it doesn't stick; it won't hurt anything.
Fold edges toward middle, then use the middle gap as the spine of a book and fold again to make a long skinny hot dog rectangle. Fold the dough in half hamburger-style to make a thicker, squatter rectangle. (The folding can be rough and imperfect. We're just creating layers of fat separated by layers of flour.)
Cut the squat rectangle in half, making two squares. Dust the cut edges with flour if needed.
Return both halves to fridge so the butter can set up again. (You can skip this step if it's still quite cold.)
To make a bottom crust: Roll out one half into a circle. Place it on the pie dish. Use scissors to trim all but 1½" around the edge. Wrap in plastic wrap and return to fridge to set up for at least 2 hours before baking.
parchment paper To make a top crust: Roll out one half into a circle. Use scissors to trim all but 1½" around the edge. Prepare a piece of parchment paper on a cutting board, then place crust on the parchment (using a parchment layer stops the dough from picking up flavors). Wrap in plastic wrap and return to fridge to set up for at least 2 hours before baking.
When assembling, turn the top edge under the bottom edge. Press edges together with the tines of a fork or by using fingers to scallop.

Source: Serious Eats (but I learned about this technique originally from the Chicago Tribune, which currently has an aggressive paywall)

Grandma's Pie Crust

My grandma's pie crust is less flaky and harder to work... but delicious and traditional. This recipe yields 2 crusts.

Ingredients Step
2½ c. flour
¾ t. salt
Combine in bowl.
¾ c. (1½ sticks / 12 T.) butter Cut in until coarse crumbs form.
5 T. water with ice in it Sprinkle water gradually over surface, tossing with fork. Then press dough together firmly to form ball. Repeat adding a bit of water until it forms a coherent ball.
Separate the dough into two parts by slicing with a butter knife. Form each part into a ball, then roll out each ball into a 9-inch round that is as thick as you prefer (it won't thicken as it bakes). The raw crust will tend to tear, which you may want to repair by taking excess dough and laying it on top of the cracks, possibly with a wee bit of water as glue, then rolling further. Lay each crust into a pie plate.
Trim the long edges of the pie crust so you have about an inch overhang all around using clean scissors or a sharp knife. Lift and roll the raw edge under the rim so the now the crust is only half an inch wide. If desired, lightly press the tines of a fork into the crust across the half-inch lip to create a pretty scalloped effect.

Source: my great grandma

Blueberry Pie

Makes 1 pie with two crusts.

A full cup of sugar is decadent. The sugar doesn't really change the structure much, so you can decrease it to taste.

Substituting cornstarch with arrowroot starch does not work.

Ingredients Step
Preheat oven to 450 degrees.
1 pie crust Line a pie plate with a crust. Place pie plate on a cookie sheet to stabilize and catch drips.
2 T. cornstarch (not arrowroot)
freshly squeezed juice of ½ lemon
2 t. vanilla
2 t. brandy
Thoroughly combine into paste in small mixing bowl.
4½ c. blueberries (fresh or frozen)
up to 1 c. sugar
paste from above
2 T. butter, chopped
1 T. flour
heaping 1 T. sour cream
scant ¼ t. cinnamon
Gently stir together in large mixing bowl until just combined.
1 crust Pour berries into bottom crust, then cover pie with a top crust that has decorative vents.
Bake for 10-15 minutes at 450 degrees, then reduce heat to 350 degrees and bake until golden brown and bubbly (maybe 45-55 minutes more).
Cool completely before serving.

Source: The Grit

Honeycake

A delicious rich, moist honeycake, best made the day before you plan to serve it. You'd think it'd be cloyingly sweet, but it's perfect.

This recipe yields two tall 8x4" loaves, but even one loaf is far too much for a nuclear family -- this cake is best to bake for a party (or two). I tend to cut it into 12-16 slices per loaf (it slices beautifully), and then cut each slice in half, so the full recipe produces 48-64 pieces and yields around 20-30 servings. Alternatively you can bake it as 24 cupcakes.

If you want to store the cake more than a few days, you can wrap it three times in plastic and then freeze it.

Ingredients Step
Grease and line two 8x4" pans with parchment to create handles, and place the pans on a baking sheet to stabilize them. Fold the edges of the parchment over the sides so it can't fall into the batter (which it is very prone to do).
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
445 g (3¼ c + 2 T) flour
1¾ t. baking powder
1 t. baking soda
1 t. kosher salt
4 t. cinnamon
½ t. cloves
½ t. allspice
Whisk together.
½ c. (110 g) brown sugar
1½ c. (300 g) white sugar
1 c. (200 g) neutral oil
1 c. (320 g) honey
3 eggs
1 t. vanilla
1½ c. orange juice
¼ c. rye or whiskey
Add to well in center of dry ingredients, then slowly stir together to make a well-blended batter, pausing to scrape as needed.
Slowly and carefully pour into prepared pans. The batter will be runny, and that's okay! Place in the preheated oven to bake.
Bake until a cake tester can be removed cleanly at multiple spots (and make sure to test multiple places). It might take anywhere from 40 minutes to 60 minutes for the cakes to bake, depending on their density. They will look runny, then increasingly puffy and cooked, and it will take a while past looking totally cooked for them to actually be totally cooked.

Source: Deb Perelman (Smitten Kitchen), originally from Marcy Goldman's Treasure of Jewish Holiday Baking